Jesus was a Socialist
The statements below are from a comment on a Daily Telegraph article, and are presumably an attempt to insult the founders of the three Abrahamic faiths. It's disturbing that "attempted child murderer" and "war criminal" are equated to "socialist", though greatly encouraging that Jesus is seen as such by (what I am assuming is) a right-wing, conservative atheist.
Mohammed was a warlord.
Abraham was an attempted child murderer.
Moses was a war criminal.
And Jesus was a convicted blasphemer, complementary medicine practitioner and socialist.